October 21, 2008 - 15:59
Wow! It has been, like, for freakin'-ever since I signed in to post something. I'm gonna have to start using the word program again and then paste it here to make things simpler for me. Maybe that will keep me writing more often ... somewhere other than my head. I'm surprised that I remembered the password to get in!
And the ideas that are going to waste in my head! It's ... monsterous! I'm not writing ANY of them down! Not even on a spare piece of paper!!
Who the heck am I and where has my body been hidden??
Let's see ... last time I wrote, I was addressing Jade's stalker. And lookee here ... now I have one of my very own. And he completely freaks me out! Gonna call him Fungus. 'Cause he has that quality about him that holds your fascination even though you find him completely abhorent. And HE really thinks that he's a fun guy. (Yes, bad pun, I know.)
Anyway, he seems to think that I am his Dream Girl ... and he's determined to marry me and give me children. Says he wants to be my willing slave and all that jazz. If he can't have me then he wants to marry my sister or a friend that I know that looks just like me. I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!!! He calls my cell late at night and follows it up with an e-mail, or two. Hearing/seeing either makes me ill to my stomach. That's how upset I get.
How did Fungus get that communication information? Well, my unit was taking lunch outdoors during the PartyLite Conference and he happened to walk by, did a double take, doubled back, and chatted us up. He said the same things that most people do and I, and one of the ladies that I was with, gave him business cards. He's been trying to woo me ever since.
I've told Fungus that I was engaged to be married and that my fiance is very upset with his conduct and I'm only available for friendship. He says he understands, but then proves that he doesn't. Apparently, he's Chinese, but he's been in Canada long enough that he should have a better grasp of our culture! (Even if he spent a few years of it in Quebec!) Here's an example of his latest e-mail ...
"Subject: friendship is ok. because I ask you to match me to a girl of your wonderful looking or similar
dear (Lea),
I dream of you, let us be good friends,
Thank you in advance, your wonderful image is just what i have been dreamed of my future wife.
let me know when we can meet for a marriage relationship and to have kid.
(Fungus)."
What the heck kind of mixed Message is that???
AGH!
Okay ... new topic ...
Have you seen Mama Mia yet?? DO! I haven't laughed like that for a long time! You don't have to be an ABBA fan to watch it either. The songs fit in so well, that you forget it's ABBA (until a disco outfit or two sneak in, but even those are excuse-able!! Really! Check it out!!
I have began the deal to make me the owner of a 7 yr old red roan. I don't have pictures yet, but it you Google "red roan", some images will come up and give you an idea. Not only did I get her for a rock bottom grab-it-now price, but I also arranged for lodgings for her until I get the barn built, again at a very decent price. And that's not the best part of it. Turns out that it's a 2 for 1 special ... she's in foal and I get to keep it too!
I was floaty for 2 days!!
I'm still a bit floaty about it! And it's amazing how many people are just thrilled for me. One friend, Ivy, has determined that she MUST be there when the foal is due, no matter what!! I have promised that I'll call her when it happens.
I admit that I'm not looking forward to the vet bills, but it should be VERY worth it! I'll have to train her to accept a saddle ... she's never been anyhting but a brood mare before. That should be fun. It will also be great practise for when I have to train the foal too. Jade thinks the foal will be his ride, but hey, in a couple of years, we could get anohter horse by then and possibly sell the baby. Depends on how it looks when it comes out and what sex it is. If it turns into a good looking colt, then he couldbe put to stud, like his father. If it's a filly ... well ... we'll see.
Still living with the in-laws, although I'm learning to ignore them better. They keep to the basement more now, instead of wandering through my home upstairs and interupting everything. Just a few more years of THAT and we can buy them out. Seriously, I dream of that day ... when I'm not having nightmares about my MiL. They are so bloody real ... I wake up all confused.
I've recently gone to see my doctor about my weight and getting my "beauty mark" removed. He's going to make an appointment for me with a dietician/nutritionist, which is something I don't know if I'm looking forward to (picturing Nazi-like large woman with braided buns on the sides of her head, slapping a whil in her hands and she watches me eat a couple slices of bread and jug of water.) What startled me was when we talked about the mark I want removed. He looked closely at it, and stated flatly, "Plastic Surgeon."
WHAT?!?
I was told at one point that it would be a bit of laser surgery. A quick in and out. He laughed, shook his head, and said "Nope. That's a knife and stitches problem right there."
Egad. Me? Go to a plastic surgeon?? If this actually happens and word gets out, nobody will EVER beleive that these boobs are really mine!!
LOL!!
Seriously, I'll be seeing a dermatologist first, so we'll see. I just want it done and over with! I'm tired of trying to do things with it and around it!!
Other than that, not too much has happened. Jade had a large fishing trip in BC and he left me in Kamloops with my sister-in-law. I was nervous until we discovered that she was completely on our side. I didn't have to be careful of what I said in fear that she would report everything back to my MiL. In fact, it turns out that we get along quite well! We went shopping ... for clothes!! and I had a good time!! ME!! I don't even manage that with Jade!!
All in all, it was a fantastic experience ... and I look forward to the hext time it will happen!
Well, Spot is demanding my worship, so I'd better go and grab a book so that I can present my lap to him. ;) Questions? Comments? You know where to put them ... or you can e-mail me. There's a link for that too ... somewhere. :)
Sweet Dreams!
