Laugh of the Day

08:29

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

09:20

Somebody was sending around the tired e-mail about "God" not being allowed in schools. I actually sent back a reply to it. thought you might like to see it.

First, the e-mail ...

Dear God:

Why didn't you save the school children at ?...

Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96
Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99
Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99
Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99
Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson , Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee , California 3/ 5/01
El Cajon , California 3/22/01
and now? Blacksburg , VA 4/16/07 ?

Sincerely,Concerned Student

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Reply:

Dear Concerned Student:

Sorry, I am not allowed in schools.

Sincerely, God

Here's my reply ...

Dear God,
That was a ridiculous and lazy answer. If you were able to save them, you would have stopped the crazy people before they even entered those schools. The real truth is this - you can't interfere because you gave us Free Will. The people wanted it and you gave it to them. Now they are seeing the other side of the sword that is this gift, and they are blaming you. They are twisting your gift to show you don't care when the truth is that we need to be the ones who start caring about ourselves and, mostly, about others. It's not your fault, it's ours. It's a pity that there are people out there who resent this gift because they are incapable of thinking for themselves and/or caring for others.

Keep up the good work!

Sweet Dreams!